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[06 Aug 2006|05:59pm]
[ mood | Flrity and Sexy ]

Party hook ups are pretty fun
i fogot how fun they were...
last night there was an awesome
party in evanston not to far
from my house...it was pretty
good...i got pretty trashed and
shit but fuck man im young so i
gotta live it up...i called people
up, some didnt pick up, some
have their phone turned off, some
said that they had other things
to do...but either way i had fun
i danced, i played suck and blow
i had fun, i also realized that i
have lost the little shame that i
had at some point in my life...
haha but i shall not get into details
with that right now...so if you are
having a party soon let know about
it because i am up for hanging out
and shit let me know...because now
im single and with no shame!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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[30 May 2004|11:13pm]
[ mood | flirty ]

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[28 Apr 2004|10:38pm]
[ mood | confused ]

there is this thing in my mind that only one chick knows about... maybe two... and i think that i am a bad person for thinking that way... dont even know what to do... this is so cofusing???

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did you know????? [25 Apr 2004|10:01pm]
· In Los Angeles, California, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

· In Miami, Florida, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

· In Idaho, state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

· In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

· In Willodale, Oregon, it's against the law for a husband to talk dirty during sex.

· In Carrizozo, New Mexico, it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).

· In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.

· In Gary, Indiana, persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.

· In Canada, you may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

· In Florida, oral sex is illegal.

· In Arizona, when being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

· In North Dakota, it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

· In Minnesota, it is illegal to sleep naked.

In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.

· In Dodge City, Kansas, it's illegal to spit on a sidewalk.

· In Alaska, while it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

· In Iowa, kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

· In Nevada, it's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

· In Rhode Island, it is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years.

· In Hawaii, all residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

· In Denver, Colorado, you may not drive a black car on Sundays.

· In Vermont, it is illegal to deny the existence of God.

· In Cheyenne, Wyoming, citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.

· In North Carolina, it is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
In Singapore, pornography is illegal.

· In Indianola, Iowa, the "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

· In Little Rock, Arkansas, flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

· In Virginia, you may not work on Sunday.

· In Israel, picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden.

· In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk.

· In Fountain Inn, South Carolina, horses are to wear pants at all times.

· In Australia, a life sentence is 25 years.

· In Acworth, Georgia, all citizens must own a rake.

· In Wisconsin, it is illegal to kiss on a train.

· In Hawaii, coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

· In West Virginia, no children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

· In South Korea, traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists.

· In Liverpool, England, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

· In Texas, it is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

· In Lehigh, Nebraska, doughnut holes may not be sold
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[25 Apr 2004|09:44pm]
[01.] Who are you?
[02.] Are we friends?
[03.] When and how did we meet?
[04.] How have I affected you?
[05.] What do you think of me?
[06.] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[07.] How long do you think we will be friends?
[08.] Do you love me?
[09.] Would you date me?
[10.] Would you kiss me?
[11.] Would you hug me?
[12.] Physically, what stands out?
[13.] Emotionally, what stands out?
[14.] Do you wish I was cooler?
[15.] On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
[16.] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[17.] Am I loveable?
[18.] How long have you known me?
[19.] Describe me in one word.
[20.] What was your first impression?
[21.] Do you still think that way about me now?
[22.] What do you think my weakness is?
[23.] Do you think I'll get married?
[24.] What makes me happy?
[25.] What makes me sad?
[26.] What reminds you of me?
[27.] If you could give me anything what would it be?
[28.] How well do you know me?
[29.] When's the last time you saw me?
[30.] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31.] Do you think I could kill someone?
[32.] Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
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[25 Apr 2004|12:35pm]
[ mood | happy ]

who is going to the spring fling dance???...any body because i dont want to go alone and i was wondering if anybody wants to go with me???

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[22 Apr 2004|08:59pm]
[ mood | flirty ]

[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
[x] I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
[x] I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
[x] I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
[x] I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
[x] I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
[ ] I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
[x] I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
[x] I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
[ ] I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
[x] I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
[x] I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
[ ] I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
[x] I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
[x] I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
[ ] I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
[x] I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
[x] I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
[x] I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
[x] I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
[x] I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
[x] I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
[ ] I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
[x] I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
[ ] I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
[x] I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
[x] I NEVER SLEPT WITH A SCHOOLMATE
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
[x] I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
[x] I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
[ ] I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI (didn't like it)
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A COMMITTED/SERIOUS/LOVING RELATIONSHIP.
[x] I NEVER HAVE HAD ORAL SEX FROM THE SAME SEX
[x] I NEVER HAVE CHEATED ON ANY OF MY BF/GF
[x] I NEVER DID DRUGS
[x] I NEVER HAD SEX (technically)
[x] I NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANYONE IN MY FAMILY
[x] I NEVER WAS IN LOVE WITH ONE OF MY BEST GIRL FRIENDS.
GOD DAMN IT!!!! I havent dont a whole lot of shit... thats actually kinda sad :'(

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[22 Apr 2004|07:34pm]
I want everyone who reads this to post something about themselves that I might not know or ever learn about them. I don't need big dirty secrets or anything. Just try it! Then copy this and post it in your LJ! Who knows what you might learn about people. Don't forget to turn on the screen feature so that if the people who post want only you to know you will be able to read it w/o anyone else knowing
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a moment in memories...Game, By Jenny [22 Apr 2004|12:26am]
[ mood | touched ]

Emotions and feelings is what you played upon, a broken heart and soul is what you've stepped on. You play a game in which you know she'll loose, but you tell her there's too many things and you dom't know what to choose. Smiling and flirting going on by the day, leaving her with hopes and words too anxious to say. Your appearence is opening her womb even more, because she's not the only one you doing this with, making her strength fall to the floor. Be truthful and just tell her how you really feel, stop playing mind games and leading her on with wishes she wants to become real. Because thats what you're doing. You're playing a game. A game in which I know YOU'll loose, she's a better person than to just wait while you choose. Your appearence isn't the highlight of her day, for her friends are the ones that are going to stay. So go away, stop trying to be a lover. You're done, you've lost, your game is over.

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[21 Apr 2004|11:58pm]
[ mood | crushed ]

haha oh man this is so weird... the other day i had this one dream that i had a new born baby and it was the most beautiful baby i have ever seen... but the thing that killed me the most is that i couldnt feed that poor baby... i mean i tried to feed that baby and i couldnt...and the poor thing wasnt eating and it was passing away on me and it finally died but all of my friends were there for me and my mother and father too... but my brother was the only one that didnt wanted to talk to me, but when i told this to my mother she told me that if anything like that were to happen that he would be the one that would be by my side the most out of everyone... but oh well...i feel so confuse because i dont know what that meant and like it confuse the hell out of me to not know what that really meant... i dont know it really has made me think about it and now i think about that all the time and i dont know how to stop it

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AS PROMISED!!! [20 Apr 2004|11:10pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

I know that i said before that there were some ass pics...and i will post them because there are no faces and both the people on them have no prob with me posting this pics... after this two pics are posted i shall post no more from the party...

ass A... very round and very attractive... i would tap that myself.. if i could..j/k


ass B... not as round on the pic... apears to be much whiter.. yet i think its sexy aswell...


haha i hope that you have enjoyed the pics... and by the way i have deleted the pics mel... you know what i'm talking about...now you have to do your part...

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Bored as hell.... [18 Apr 2004|11:26pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Any body care to try if it is true????
mysterious
You have a mysterious kiss. Your partner never
knows what you're going to come up with next;
this creates great excitement and arousal never
knowing what to expect. And it's sure to end
in a kiss as great as your mystery.


What kind of kiss are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
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Hey this is so funny...
Exotic Dancer
You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.


If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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[18 Apr 2004|01:15pm]
[ mood | gloomy ]


I adopted a cute lil' fairy fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


I adopted a cute lil' mummy fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


I adopted a cute lil' clown fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


I adopted a cute lil' September birthstone fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


I adopted a cute lil' baby jesus fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


I adopted a cute lil' santa fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


I adopted a cute lil' death fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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Party of April 17, 2004 [17 Apr 2004|12:34am]
[ mood | tired ]

here are some of the pics that weren taken at Emily's house... it was a kinda kool party until she got physco... but we still love ya....

here is while we were playing truth or dare... which is a game that i seem to be good at... *wink wink*....damn chris you would make a hot girl...


here is Mulika (a.k.a. perv) sweet talking Emily... haha...


there are some more pics that I would show but the are not PG rated... if you would like to see them or get a copy of them if you know what im talking about... let me know... there are pics of me, Melissa, curtis, tony, christina, nettely, christiana, and some many others...and let me tell you this there are 2!... yeah thats right two ass pics that i will be posting later because there are too many people in my room to post them

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Ask away my dear friends... dont be shy!!! [15 Apr 2004|07:52pm]
[ mood | flirty ]

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.
Ask me anything you want and I'll answer truthfully.

Then, I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

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Can some one make this stop [14 Apr 2004|01:42am]
[ mood | crushed ]

today at 10 i started crying and i have no idea why, is like my eyes just decided to let the tears fall... and now i have been crying since then and like i have cried so much that it hurts now, my eyes hurt and my face and my whole body hurts too, now the things is that i have no idea why i am crying is like out of nowhere i just started crying and its so sad that there is no reason for me to cry, and i cant stop... this is not like me i mean it usually takes me a while before i start crying but the thing is that i felt like crying and my mom is a bit worried now but she asked me why i started crying and when i tried to explain it to her that i didnt know why i was crying she started laughing... now something that made me kinda sad to being with is that i was going thru all my CDs and i stopped at this one song "GONE, BY NSYNC" I know that it is stupid but the thing is that it made me so sad and then i listen to "all the things she said by tatu" and after that i started crying... "only Jenny knows why" and like it made me thinks of all this things from the past that i had forgotten but i guess they came back with the songs... but i had forgotten about those and i still kept crying is like i couldnt stop and i didnt want to call anyone because i dont think that any one would like to listen to my problems and even if they wanted to is not like the could do much because i live so fucking far from me and what i needed was to be huged and to tell me that everything was going to be ok.... i mean when my brother hugged me i felt like there was nothing to worry about in the hole world... he gave me this sense of safety that calmed me down... but when he left me i felt like i was alone again... this suck so i am gonna go now... because i dont want to get more tears on my keyboard...

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WTF?????? [12 Apr 2004|04:18pm]
[ mood | energetic ]



Now what the fuck does this mean...... haha this is so fucking funny.....

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are chick flicks really movies???? [11 Apr 2004|12:51pm]
[ mood | confused ]

i dont get it... i really dont i mean is like i should have been a guy instead of a freaking girl... today i was watching "THE ONE" is an action movie and i think that it kicks major ASS and i like movies like that because there is action and therer is some ass kicking and shit but the thing is that i cant stand a chick flick like "what a girl wants" "a walk to remember" "how to loose a guy in 10 days" "never been kissed" "she is all that" "10 things i hate about you" and many others that at the moment i do not remember... but the thing is that almost if not all the chikc flicks movies there is allways the same shit happening.. boy meets girl, the fall in love, boy makes a mistake, girl gets mad, boy makes it up, they live happily ever after.... COME ON!!!!! that is the same shit over and over again, and just to think that i have to pay money to have to sit there and watch that... come on... that is why i havent been to the movies for like the long...it just pisses me off that some girls out there that like those movies... but oh well who am i to say what they have to like... i am not a natzy

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[08 Apr 2004|09:26pm]
[ mood | Gorda ]

this post is going to be in spanish becasue i dont a lot of people to know because i feel a little enbarrase....

lo que pasa es que voy a enpesar una dieta por que estoy tan gorda como una vaca, y lo malo es que e enpesado como mil dietas y nunca funsionan, y algnas veces siento como que si yo tuviera que ser gorda para el resto de mi vida... y algunas veces me da rabia por que el resto de mis compañeras se compran la ropa por lo que les gusta, pero yo me compro la ropa por lo que me queda...

i dont even know why i posted this but who cares... i promise that i will finish tomorrow...

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[03 Apr 2004|10:45pm]
[ mood | drunk ]

Your Date With Your Favourite Celebrity by kya_jane
Name:
Celeb:
How it begins:He picks you up in a pickup truck
Where you go:His house
What he says:You look absolutely wonderful!
What you say:When are we going to do it?
In the end:He leaves you for another girl.
Five years later:You're father is in jail because he killed him.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!
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